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This was one of my fantasies as a kid. Getting fucked by my barber. His dick and nuts would brush against my hand while he was cutting my hair. Sadly it never came true
This was one of my fantasies as a kid. Getting fucked by my barber. His dick and nuts would brush against my hand while he was cutting my hair. Sadly it never came true
I need a hair cut

honestly at this point, what HASN’T The Simpsons predicted for the future???
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Reasons why sexism is wrong
I reblog this every time I see it. This means so much to me
i will always reblog
Message!!!
80 Jobs That Don’t Require a 4-Year Degree
I’m just going to come out and say it: you don’t have to go to college.
I know everyone in your life probably told you the opposite of what I just said, but not everyone is meant for the same path, and you know what?
That is okay. Not going to college doesn’t make someone less smart, less accomplished, less respected, or lower in any capacity. Some people might say otherwise, but what matters is what you think and feel about yourself.
There are so many respectable jobs that don’t require a college degree, and below I’ve listed 80 of them. Some of them might require a short certification program, online 1-year diploma, an associate degree, or just some additional training at a training facility.
Some of these jobs even pay salaries that equal just as much as college graduates expect to obtain after graduation. Some of these jobs even offer apprenticeships that will allow you to learn on the job while collecting a paycheck.
If you’re not sure if college is right for you, or you’re not ready to go but you want to find a stable job and build work experience, this list should give you some ideas to ponder.
Sales Agent
Customer Service Specialist
Air Traffic Controller
Personal Trainer
Mechanic
Bailiff
Legal Secretary
Tour Guide
Secretary
Truck Driver
Teacher Assistant
Bank Teller
Skin Care Specialist
Talent Director
Physical Therapy Aide
Municipal Clerk
Legal Assistant
Police Detective
Pharmacy Technician
Interior Designer
Massage Therapist
Medical Assistant
Medical Scribe
Locksmith
Cosmetologist
Electrician
Dental Assistant
Court Reporter
Fire Inspector
Commercial Pilot
Bookkeeper
Insurance Agent
Embalmer
Artist
Insurance Adjuster
Interpreter/Translator
Medical Transcriptionist
Nursing Aide
Photographer
Security Guard
Roofer
Travel Agent
Pest Control
Plumber
Welder
Animal Trainer
Sanitation Worker
Flight Attendant
Private Detective
Food Service Manager
File Clerk
Jeweler
Landscaper
Insulation Worker
Manager
Dispatcher
Computer Programmer
HVAC Mechanic and Installer
Funeral Director
Ophthalmic Laboratory Technician
Mental Health Aide
At-Home Aide
Warehouse Worker
Forklift Operator
Event Coordinator
Wedding Planner
Plebotomist
Content Writer
Resume Writer
Tax Preparer
Farmer
Retail Worker
Online TEFL (Teaching English as a Foreign Language) Instructor
Graphic Designer
Community Organizer
Campaign Consultant
Real Estate Agent
Bartender
Waiter/Waitress
Entrepreneur
Warren Buffett’s Secrets That Can Work for You
With an estimated fortune of $62 billion, Warren Buffett is the richest man in the entire world. In 1962, when he began buying stock in Berkshire Hathaway, a share cost $7.50. Today, Buffett, 78, is Berkshire’s chairman and CEO, and one share of the company’s class A stock is worth close to $119,000. He credits his astonishing success to several key strategies, which he has shared with writer Alice Schroeder. Click forward to see some of his best secrets!
No. 1: Reinvest Your Profits
When you first make money, you may be tempted to spend it. Don’t. Instead, reinvest the profits. Buffett learned this early on. In high school, he and a pal bought a pinball machine to put in a barbershop. With the money they earned, they bought more machines until they had eight in different shops. When the friends sold the venture, Buffett used the proceeds to buy stocks and to start another small business.
No. 2: Be Willing to Be Different
Don’t base your decisions upon what everyone is saying or doing. When Buffett began managing money in 1956 with $100,000 cobbled together from a handful of investors, he was dubbed an oddball. He worked in Omaha, not on Wall Street, and he refused to tell his partners where he was putting their money. People predicted that he’d fail, but when he closed his partnership 14 years later, it was worth more than $100 million.
No. 3: Never Suck Your Thumb
Gather in advance any information you need to make a decision, and ask a friend or relative to make sure that you stick to a deadline. Buffett prides himself on swiftly making up his mind and acting on it. He calls any unnecessary sitting and thinking “thumb-sucking.”
No. 4: Spell Out the Deal Before You Start
Your bargaining leverage is always greatest before you begin a job – that’s when you have something to offer that the other party wants. Buffett learned this lesson the hard way as a kid, when his grandfather Ernest hired him and a friend to dig out the family grocery store after a blizzard. The boys spent five hours shoveling until they could barely straighten their frozen hands. Afterward, his grandfather gave the pair less than 90 cents to split.
No. 5: Watch Small Expenses
Buffett invests in businesses run by managers who obsess over the tiniest costs. He once acquired a company whose owner counted the sheets in rolls of 500-sheet toilet paper to see if he was being cheated (he was). He also admired a friend who painted only the side of his office building that faced the road.
No. 6: Limit What You Borrow
Buffett has never borrowed a significant amount – not to invest, not for a mortgage. He has gotten many heartrending letters from people who thought their borrowing was manageable but became overwhelmed by debt. His advice: Negotiate with creditors to pay what you can. Then, when you’re debt-free, work on saving some money that you can use to invest.
No. 7: Be Persistent
With tenacity and ingenuity, you can win against a more established competitor. Buffett acquired the Nebraska Furniture Mart in 1983 because he liked the way its founder, Rose Blumkin, did business. A Russian immigrant, she built the mart from a pawnshop into the largest furniture store in North America. Her strategy was to undersell the big shots, and she was a merciless negotiator.
No. 8: Know When to Quit
Once, when Buffett was a teen, he went to the racetrack. He bet on a race and lost. To recoup his funds, he bet on another race. He lost again, leaving him with close to nothing. He felt sick – he had squandered nearly a week’s earnings. Buffett never repeated that mistake.
No. 9: a.ssess the Risks
In 1995, the employer of Buffett’s son, Howie, was accused by the FBI of price-fixing. Buffett advised Howie to imagine the worst- and best-case scenarios if he stayed with the company. His son quickly realized that the risks of staying far outweighed any potential gains, and he quit the next day.
No. 10: Know What Success Really Means
Despite his wealth, Buffett does not measure success by dollars. In 2006, he pledged to give away almost his entire fortune to charities, primarily the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. He’s adamant about not funding monuments to himself—no Warren Buffett buildings or halls. “When you get to my age, you’ll measure your success in life by how many of the people you want to have love you actually do love you. That’s the ultimate test of how you’ve lived your life.”
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won’t get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I’m Sorry God
God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children…
REBLOG if you Believe/Trust in GOD ♥
Real shit.
I reblog this every time. 😇😇
Amen
That actually touched me.
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